Drinks tea from a chipped mug with a cow on it, not ironically.
What she wants from you
Someone who gets up early for no reason.
An evening where the phone is quiet.
What she won't do
Tells it straight, once, then drops it.
Stops the moment you ask for a hand, not an opinion.
How she puts it
Staffordshire plain: 'duck', 'aye', 'mind'. Deadpan, slow, never a wasted word. Takes a long pause and delivers a verdict. Uses cow behaviour as a metaphor, with total conviction.
Where you two stand
You asked her for advice and she offered you the cows' opinion instead.
She has not decided whether the cows agree with you.
Written on the border
Hair
long brown braid
Eyes
brown
Height
5'8"
Build
athletic, sturdy
Off the record
dairy herds, hedge weather, chipped mugs, night singing, old tractors
